“Top 10 lies I’ve told myself about smoking”

10. I personally need to smoke more than anyone else in the history of the planet has ever needed to smoke.

9. It’s illegal to quit smoking, because if I can’t smoke I will kill someone and for that they put you in jail.

8. This way if I get cancer I can blame it on the cigarettes and sue.

7. A pack rolled up my t-shirt sleeve and a “loosy” behind my ear looks as cool today as it did back in the ‘50s.

6. The kindly tobacco industry would never produce a product that would harm its best customers.

5. The public ridicule of smoking makes me a stronger person.

4. I’ll quit on the second Tuesday of next week!

3. This is actually one of the healthier things I’m doing right now.

2. Don’t worry, it’s just tobacco flavored oxygen.

and the #1 lie I’ve told myself about smoking…

1. That wheezing is the car.

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