“Top 10 lines I’ve used to bum a cigarette”

10. I’m doing a project on smoking. I don’t smoke, I just need one for the project.

9. Nice shoes! Wanna give me a smoke?

8. This is absolutely the last one I borrow…ever… cross my heart hope to die.

7. I’m with Unicef and there are millions of children going without cigarettes in the world each day.. please help.

6. Hey Baby—What could be hotter than us dying together? (Dana)

or

I love you too much to let you die alone. Let me have a cigarette so I can keep you company. (Melissa Conklin)

5. *cough* Too much fresh air! *hack* Must get cigarette to live! *cough**hack* Help a brother out? (B.J.)

or

Hey I can breathe, quick… gimmie a cigarette! (Craig Sollman)

4. Let me help you quit.

3. Excuse me Sir, how would you like me to extend your life by a few minutes? (Leith)

or

You really shouldn’t light that cigarette because they are so unhealthy and smelly, here give it to me and let me buy you another year. (Terry Helmstetter)

2. Hey…remember the ciggie i loaned you last night?

and the #1 line I’ve used to bum a cigarette…

1. Would you be so kind, as to give me some cancer?

The Top 10 Authors:

• Loren Mazereeuw - 1, 4, 10
• Khurram Baloch – 2, 8
• Leith – 3
• Terry Helmstetter - 3
• B.J. – 5, 9
• Craig Sollman - 5
• Dana – 6
• Melissa Conklin – 6
• T.J - 7

Congratulations to the winners!