“Top 10 news headlines about smoking and cigarettes that you’ll never see.”

10. New Study: Cigarette Smoke Makes Cars Smell Better

9. Movie Star’s Secret for Looking Young: Chain Smoking

8. Cancer Cured! Smoking 5 Packs a Day Is the Answer

7. Tobacco Companies Decide to Stop Making Cigarettes for Health Reasons

6. Tobacco Executives Volunteer to Take Truth Serum

5. Proven Fact: A Pack A Day, Keeps the Doctor Away

4. Scientists Say Baby Formula Enhanced with Tobacco Makes Kids Smarter

3. Marlboro Man Dies of Lung Cancer—- oh wait, I *did* see that headline!

2. School Distributes Cigarettes With Every Lunch. Parents Thrilled.

and the #1 news headlines about smoking and cigarettes that you’ll never see…

1. Al Gore Invented Cigarettes (hmmm, maybe we WILL see that one)

The Top 10 Authors:

• Glen Torren - 1
• Fran Schien - 2
• Cat - 3
• Ken Carlson - 4
• Lisa - 5
• Joanne Barnes - 6
• Jason Gellman - 7
• Belinda Nestor - 8
• Terrence Bomgarten - 9
• Nick - 10

Congratulations to the winners!