“Top 10 signs you’re sitting in the smoking section of the restaurant..”
10. You have to cut through the smoke to get to your food.
9. You brush up against the wall and your crisp white shirt just turned a nasty shade of yellow.
8. There are ads for Iron Lungs on every table.
7. A diner has left 2 cigarettes on the table as a tip.
6. To order, you send smoke signals to the waiter.
5. Your waitress wears an oxygen tank.
4. You get the bland rejects from the kitchen because you can’t taste the food anyway.
3. The tablecloths are made of asbestos.
2. You ordered the oysters raw, on a half shell, and they arrive at your table smoked.
and the #1 sign that you’re sitting in the smoking section of the restaurant…
1. You’re asked to sign a waiver before you sit down.
The Top 10 Authors:
- Ed Stephens - 1, 8
- Joanne Barnes - 2
- Kristine M. - 3
- Anonymous - 4, 5
- Shaun - 6
- Osama Mustafa - 7
- Kellie Zboch - 9
- Shana - 10
Congratulations to the winners!
