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Smoking Top 10 List Archives
Published 05/16/00
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"Top 10 crazy things I've done to get a cigarette"
10. Ordered a pizza, hoping that the delivery driver smoked so I could bum a cigarette.
9. Turned in my cape and "S" shirt.
8. Well, let's just say I no longer have my first born.
7. I would have walked barefoot, in 3 feet of snow, uphill both ways for a cigarette.......but I ran outta breath!
6. I loved my right arm, I really did. <sniff sniff>
5. I asked for directions!!! (with apologies to all men)
4. I waited for the homeless guy in front of my office building to dig a winner out of the sand bucket and offered him a quarter for his findings
3. I once needed a cigarette so bad I planted a field of tobacco plants.
2. I picked up a hitchhiker in hopes he could make the last 45 minutes of my 2 hour and 45 minute drive a little more nicotine filled
and the #1 craziest thing I've done to get a cigarette...
1. Snuck in to jail and sat on death row, waiting for my "last cigarette."
The Top 10 Authors:
Claude - 1
Terry Helmstetter - 2, 4
Ray - 3
David Snelling - 5
Sherri R. - 6
Jo-Ann - 7
Carry Nickerson - 8
Rip Rable - 9
Julie - 10
Congratulations to the winners!
You can contribute to the next top 10 list. Give your funny bone a workout!