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Published 06/20/00

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"Top 10 signs that I just quit smoking"

10. When I walk into my kitchen, all the food stands still for fear that I'll pick them next (the chocolate is the most scared)

9. SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!

8. My husband caught me clawing on the cats scratch post.

7. I have more fingernails between my teeth than I do on my hands.

6. My spouse, kids and even the dogs have all moved in with my mother in law and now have an unlisted phone number.

5. You purchase a 25 gallon bucket of drywall mud to patch the holes in your walls.

4. I no longer sound like my grandmother on the phone.

3. I don't have to wear those pesky oxygen tubes in my nose.

2. I don't get winded while I read.

and the #1 sign that I just quit smoking...

1. Since Monday, the body count stands at 27.

The Top 10 Authors:

Foster McCarl - 1, 2, 3, 4
Karen Denning - 5
Linda Morrison - 6
Amanda Kemp - 7
Jo-Ann - 8
Terry Helmstetter - 9
C. Anne Bruschi - 10

Congratulations to the winners!

You can contribute to the next top 10 list. Give your funny bone a workout!