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Smoking Top 10 List Archives
Published 07/25/00
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"Top 10 advertising slogans of cigarette manufacturers"
10. Pink lungs don't go well with red blood, but we believe black goes with anything
9. Help da government, buy a ciggie
8. They'll take your breath away forever!
7. Send in $100,000 in Camel Cash and get the Camel Iron Lung!
6. Hey! You got TWO lungs.
5. Lose pounds one lung at a time.
4. Our butts are hard to kick.
3. Smokers get out more.
2. That which doesn't kill you, makes you strong... er..., uh, weaker... smell bad... tar soaked... Hell! It'll kill you eventually anyway! Get off our backs!
and the #1 advertising slogans of cigarette manufacturers...
1. Prevents the effects of old age by preventing old age.
The Top 10 Authors:
Patricia P. Surrey - 1, 3, 4, 5, 8
Curtis Sieber - 2
Harry-O - 6
Frank Osgood - 7
Anthony Huynh - 9
Micha Tsarfati - 10
Congratulations to the winners!
You can contribute to the next top 10 list. Give your funny bone a workout!