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Smoking Top 10 List
Honorable Mention
List for 09/19/00
Category: "Top 10 signs you may be smoking too much"
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This weeks question:
"Top 10 signs you may be smoking too much"
Honorable Mention winners:
Lance Jilbert:
- You regularly catch on fire.
Eric Maietta:
- The garbage incinerator next door to you complains about the smell of smoke coming from your house.
- All your house plants wilt, even the plastic ones.
- Your tobacconist has your cigs and lighters ready and in a bag before you even get there.
- The tobacco company that makes your brand sends a company rep to discuss profit sharing with you.
ThiefOfAlways123:
- Non-smoking family and friends carry around their own, personal oxygen tanks when they know they're going to be around you.
- You've bought every item available to date from the Marlboro catalog with your Marlboro Miles.
- Instead of using an ashtray, you place a 5-gallon bucket in your family room.
Karen Denning:
- You can blow smoke rings between cigarettes.
Tricia:
- Your insurance agency calls and thanks you for helping to fund the new branch office.
- The local dump complains about the smell from your house.
- The fire department train new firefighters in your living room.
- You think you have tinnitis (ringing in the ear) but it turns out to just be the smoke alarms.
- Your doctor tells you to take a deep breath and you have to put two fingers to your lips to do it.
jherwood:
- Even your pet won't kiss you.
JorieZ:
- The people at work mistake your office for the corporate steam sauna.
- You light your next cigarette half way through your current one
Bob Owczarek:
- The fire department has you on speed dial
Elle:
- You can see your breath in the morning air - though its over 80 outside.
Christine Christopher:
- You put your cig. out 5 minutes ago and can still exhale smoke.
- You went to your local make up supplier to purchase a special make up pencil to cover the deep lines around your upper lip.
Diane Lee:
- When you take your cigarettes and lighter with you when you go for a run...
- When you light up a cig. right after watching a commercial about how deadly cigarettes are and what it can cause...
T. Jeff Hill:
- You're broke!
J. House:
- Just watching the 400 metre race during the Sydney Olympics makes you tired.
Sheryl:
- You sneeze cigarette smoke.
Beverly Cezar:
- When you grab your umbrella, open your car door and realize the sun is ACTUALLY shining.
Binda:
- The satin liner in your casket catches fire when you try to light up
Be sure to send in your entries for the next Top 10 list. Click here to contribute.