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Smoking Top 10 List Archives
Published 10/17/00
Latest List & Winners | Previous Lists | Contribute to Next List | Rules
"Top 10 news headlines about smoking and cigarettes that you'll never see."
10. New Study: Cigarette Smoke Makes Cars Smell Better
9. Movie Star's Secret for Looking Young: Chain Smoking
8. Cancer Cured! Smoking 5 Packs a Day Is the Answer
7. Tobacco Companies Decide to Stop Making Cigarettes for Health Reasons
6. Tobacco Executives Volunteer to Take Truth Serum
5. Proven Fact: A Pack A Day, Keeps the Doctor Away
4. Scientists Say Baby Formula Enhanced with Tobacco Makes Kids Smarter
3. Marlboro Man Dies of Lung Cancer --- oh wait, I *did* see that headline!
2. School Distributes Cigarettes With Every Lunch. Parents Thrilled.
and the #1 news headlines about smoking and cigarettes that you'll never see...
1. Al Gore Invented Cigarettes (hmmm, maybe we WILL see that one)
The Top 10 Authors:
Glen Torren - 1
Fran Schien - 2
Cat - 3
Ken Carlson - 4
Lisa - 5
Joanne Barnes - 6
Jason Gellman - 7
Belinda Nestor - 8
Terrence Bomgarten - 9
Nick - 10
Congratulations to the winners!
You can contribute to the next top 10 list. Give your funny bone a workout!