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Smoking Top 10 List Archives
Published 1/16/01
Latest List & Winners | Previous Lists | Contribute to Next List | Rules
"Top 10 benefits of smoking."
10. You get more sick days off of work.
9. You don't have to worry about losing money in the stock market since you have nothing left to invest.
8. Where else can you get a mini vacation like the one you get at the hospital?
7. When I get an x-ray of my chest I can connect the dots.
6. Your family will be able to take that cruise with your life insurance!
5. You don't have to worry about contributing to your old age pension.
4. To feel good, knowing no one else can get hurt from this cigarette, you’re really taking one for the team.
3. Smokers are less likely to get Alzheimer’s - they don't get that old.
2. It’s a cheap way to take a vacation, only 5 dollars to get to Marlboro country.
and the #1 benefit of smoking...
1. If you get throat cancer, you get that cool voice-box with it!
The Top 10 Authors:
Peter - 1
beazerk – 2, 4
Couch Potato - 3
Joanne Barnes - 5
Pat – 6, 8
Donetta Hinton - 7
Karen Denning - 9, 10
Congratulations to the winners!
You can contribute to the next top 10 list. Give your funny bone a workout!