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Smoking Top 10 List Archives

Published 2/20/01

Latest List & Winners | Previous Lists | Contribute to Next List | Rules

"Top 10 pet names for my cigarettes."

10. FIDO-Fast In Death Order

9. Smokey treats

8. Puff Daddy

7. Tarlboro Menthol Lights

6. The Automobile Resale Value Reducer

5. Ima Suckers

4. My Ricky Martin’s (‘cause he’s smokin’)

3. The Romance Deflector

2. 7 minutes

and the #1 pet name for my cigarettes...

1. My sweet little lung-destroying-heart-stopping-teeth-staining-forest-fire-starting
-bad-breath-making-life-shortening-money-wasting-romance-killing buddy

The Top 10 Authors:

Drake H. - 1
Nick - 2
Damon Heim – 3, 6
Leslie Burke - 4
Becky Nelson - 5
John Weber - 7
Joanne Barnes - 8
Tania Froemming - 9
Rob Van Horssen - 10

Congratulations to the winners!

You can contribute to the next top 10 list. Give your funny bone a workout!