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Smoking Top 10 List Archives
Published 4/17/01
Latest List & Winners | Previous Lists | Contribute to Next List | Rules
"Top 10 things overheard at your last
smoking cessation meeting."
10. "Did you ever notice how Julie always flinches everytime she hears the sound of cellophane?"
9. Winners never quit & Quitters never win...Who's got a match?
8. Cough, cough, cough, etc., etc...
7. Bill, put the lighter down and take 5 steps back, away from cigarettes!
6. "Hi, (hack), my name is (cough) so-and-so, excuse me for a (hack) moment please."
5. "I notice you have hair and fingernails, you must be new here."
4. "Couldn't hear or see a thing" from all the coughing and smoke!
3. Hi, my name is addicted and I’m Henry to smoking.
2. "Yeah, Terri's going to be a few minutes late...she's out in the parking lot polishing off that triple layer chocolate cake."
and the #1 thing overheard at your last smoking cessation meeting...
1. I can't believe we've been here 2 hours and haven't had a smoke break yet.
The Top 10 Authors:
Loretta Gainey - 1
April Smith - 2, 10
Fran Ketchum - 3
Rob Van Horssen - 4
Karen Denning - 5, 6, 8
Harvey F. - 7
Melissa Parento - 9
Congratulations to the winners!
You can contribute to the next top 10 list. Give your funny bone a workout!