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Smoking Top 10 List Archives
Published 6/27/01
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"Top 10 things people say when nagging me to quit smoking."
10. Your lungs must look like they have road tar all over them
9. I only smoke when you are around (so come every day!!!)
8. If you really want something to suck on....I'll get your binkie!
7. Your gonna die (duh, aren't we all?)
6. You know that’s bad for you.
5. What have I told you about smoking around oxygen tanks!
4. What designer color iron lung do you want for your birthday?
3. Having a lung surgically removed does not count as weight loss.
2. What IS that smell? Oh...it's you....
and the #1 thing people say when nagging me to quit smoking...
1. Do you mind if I compare this color card to your teeth? My daughter wants her room painted yellow....
The Top 10 Authors:
Josh Fritsch - 1, 2
Joanne Barnes - 3, 4
Patricia Surrey - 5
Anonymous - 6, 7
Rob Van Horssen - 8
Darlene Hunter - 9
Luke Bellis - 10
Congratulations to the winners!
You can contribute to the next top 10 list. Give your funny bone a workout!