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Smoking Top 10 List
Honorable Mention
List for 08/21/01
Category: "Top 10 lies I've told myself about quitting"
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This weeks question:
"Top 10 lies I've told myself about quitting"
The Winning Entries
Honorable Mention winners (in no particular order):
Karen E.
- Since i've smoked longer than I haven't smoked my body has adapted to all the poisons, if I quit now my body won't know what to do.
Danielle Mackey
- I'll just do my part for air pollution. Instead of smoking full flavor, I'll smoke
Ultra-Lights!
- If I don't smoke, then I'll end up using this money to gamble, I'll at least have something to show for it, look at my x-rays!!
Barbara Reneau
- That $130 a month wouldn't buy anything anyway!
Melissa
- My boyfriend won't even notice I was smoking if I eat onions on my pizza
- The yellow tinge on my teeth keeps them from glowing in black lights
- Smoking herbal cigarettes are actually good for me, the news says that eating herbs extends your life span
Patricia Surrey
- People are really impressed that I can light a cigarette with one hand.
- Even since they banned smoking inside I'm getting lots of fresh air!
- Patricia Surrey: Ever since the price of cigarettes went up smoking has become a status symbol. People must think I'm rich.
- Lots of people live full lives with just one lung.
- I look really cool, even if I'm totally drunk out of my mind, if I let a cigarette dangle from my lip.
- I won't use any quit smoking drugs because I won't put anything harmful into my body.
Karen Denning
- I smoke because I need a nice layer of tar for protection against smog.
Ruby Guité
- I don't want to grow old anyway
Alison Fox
- I was drunk and I forgot I didn’t smoke, therefore the cigarette I smoke didn’t count.
Alex
- Smoking isn't all bad.... my teeth are a old yellow color, I have wrinkles where I never thought possible and I smell terrible. Other than that I'm fine!
Tony Moir
Preston Cropley
- Are you kidding? I don't smoke, the cigarette does.
Karen Denning
- I'm 40 and they still card me for cigarettes. And they say smoking causes premature aging, hah!
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