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Smoking Top 10 List Archives
Published 08/21/01
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"Top 10 lies I've told myself about smoking"
10. I personally need to smoke more than anyone else in the history of the planet has ever needed to smoke.
9. It's illegal to quit smoking, because if I can't smoke I will kill someone and for that they put you in jail.
8. This way if I get cancer I can blame it on the cigarettes and sue.
7. A pack rolled up my t-shirt sleeve and a "loosy" behind my ear looks as cool today as it did back in the '50s.
6. The kindly tobacco industry would never produce a product that would harm its best customers.
5. The public ridicule of smoking makes me a stronger person.
4. I'll quit on the second Tuesday of next week!
3. This is actually one of the healthier things I'm doing right now.
2. Don't worry, it's just tobacco flavored oxygen.
and the #1 lie I've told myself about smoking...
1. That wheezing is the car.
The Top 10 Authors:
Patricia Surrey 1, 7
Robbie - 2
Kristina Sheehan - 3
Rob Van Horssen - 4
Sara Kirk - 5
Joanne Barnes - 6
Melissa - 8
Kathy L. Robertson - 9
Kay - 10
Congratulations to the winners!
There are also honorable mentions. Check 'em out!
You can contribute to the next top 10 list. Give your funny bone a workout!