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Smoking Top 10 List Archives
Published 11/14/01
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"Top 10 vices that could replace my smoking"
10. Thinking up funnier topics for the Smoking Top 10 List.
9. "Thumb Wars" with my own two hands.
8. I could pick the 'stones out of my tire treads' but that would require fresh air!
7. Develop a spin the bottle addiction - now that someone might actually kiss me!
6. Use cigarettes as targets in skeet shooting. PULL!!
5. Stick my head in a C-clamp and beat myself with a monkey wrench.
4. I could become a beef jerkey junkie!
3. Making love now that impotence is no longer a problem.
2. Gathering dried leaves to roll up, set on fire and put in my mouth. OOPS!
and the #1 vice that could replace my smoking...
1. Naked Ballroom dancing
The Top 10 Authors:
Felucca - 1, 6
Joanne Barnes - 2
David Lowe - 3
Sheran McNiff - 4, 7
Eric Schlehlein - 5
Rob Van Horssen - 8
Michele D. - 9
Fred Kelley - 10
Congratulations to the winners!
You can contribute to the next top 10 list. Give your funny bone a workout!