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Smoking Top 10 List Archives
Published 01/23/02
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"Top 10 signs my New Year's resolution to quit smoking is actually working"
10. I have replaced every pair of jeans in my closet with SPANDEX and LONG shirts!
9. My husband kisses the top of my head and doesn't get smokers hack.
8. The local 7-11 offers me "buy one, get one free" on all candy and gum.
7. I now know that CAMELS are a 4-legged animal!
6. My wife's mom is more annoying than usual.
5. Fingernails are now the sixth major food group.
4. "I've now eaten all of the Christmas left-overs and outgrown those clothes you bought me, Santa, But I haven't stopped licking that wonderful smoke smell off your stockings yet..."
3. The dog's breath is worse than mine for once.
2. I've learned how to blow bubbles with Nicotine gum.
and the #1 sign my New Year's resolution to quit smoking is actually working...
1. The guy at the gas station knows just to take the money and not ask questions.
The Top 10 Authors:
Perkinsbear - 1, 8
Ginger - 2, 5
Bob - 3, 6
Rick Stephens - 4
Rob Van Horssen - 7
Tenia Johnson - 9
Doreen L Heller - 10
Congratulations to the winners!
You can contribute to the next top 10 list. Give your funny bone a workout!