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Smoking Top 10 List Archives
Published 04/17/02
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"Top 10 changes in my family and friends since I quit smoking"
10. I'm no longer the "butt" of their jokes.
9. They can't find me in stores now when we get separated shopping, as they don't hear my cigarette cough anymore!
8. My friends can no longer tell that I'm coming when I'm a mile away.
7. My friends & family said I stunk when I smoked. Since I quit smoking and can smell I think they stink!
6. My girlfriend will actually kiss me with out having to go flush my mouth out with bleach.
5. The rest of my family smokes. Now they make *me* go outside while they smoke inside.
4. When I go to visit my grandmother I don't have to ask to share her oxygen.
3. My daughter has put the funeral plans on hold.
2. My mom doesn't go to church anymore. She got the miracle she was praying for.
and the #1 change in my family and friends since I quit smoking...
1. My dog wants his breath-freshening doggie biscuits back.
The Top 10 Authors:
Kyle Hall - 1
Faith Senderson - 2, 8
Sean Stone - 3
Chris - 4, 6
Harve Fleming - 5
James Enman - 7
A.J. Maimbourg - 9
Steve F. - 10
Congratulations to the winners!
You can contribute to the next top 10 list. Give your funny bone a workout!