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Smoking Top 10 List Archives
Published 06/26/02
Latest List & Winners | Previous Lists | Contribute to Next List | Rules
"Top 10 ways extinguish a cigarette"
10. Stop, drop & roll.
9. Call the fire department!
8. Don't light it in the first place
7. Drop it in the proper place.....the TOILET!!!
6. Yell really loudly..."Oh My God...I'm on fire"...and wait for someone to throw a bucket of water at you...
5. Stick it in your gravy
4. After making a touchdown, spike the cigarette and do a little dance.
3. Drive through the car wash with the window down, it will extinguish your cigarette and clean your smoke-filled interior.
2. With cigarette still in mouth, lay sideways on ground, ask someone to stomp on butt (cigarette butt).
and the #1 way to extinguish a cigarette...
1. In the person's drink sitting next to you at a bar griping about your "second-hand smoke"
The Top 10 Authors:
A.J. Maimbourg - 1
Marcie Marath - 2, 4
Debby Fathe - 3
Jeanne - 5
Garth Wilson - 6
Rob Van Horssen - 7
David Lowe - 8
Colleen Hahn - 9
SFK - 10
Congratulations to the winners!
You can contribute to the next top 10 list. Give your funny bone a workout!